Monday, August 30, 2004

Here's to trouble.


Which Windows OS are you?

Windows 98

You're a little active. You have alot of trouble in life though.

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Saturday, August 28, 2004

Happy furniture fair.

NO, INQ7.net is not the Philippine Daily Inquirer.
NO, the Inquirer is not INQ7.
NO, INQ7 and PDI are not housed in the same building.
NO, we do not have rate cards.
NO, we are not an internet café.

NO, you can’t interchange Friday’s residency hours with Saturday’s.
NO, we are not reporters.
NO, we are not your slaves so stop *&%$@# ordering us around!

Goddamn *%*$&@#* arrogant reporters who think they know everything!

Wala! Wala kaming dyaryo!

Makabili na nga ng bookshelf!


There, finally got those off my chest.
Tomorrow's gonna be another looong day.

Saturday, August 21, 2004

Went camping.
Alien vs Predator wasn’t so bad after all.
Come on, the title was campy enough. What else were you expecting? Creatures from outer space doing Girl, Interrupted?

Red sea.
What stood between me and white-water rafting.

New Zealand Haka.
Ka mate Ka mate

Ka ora Ka ora
Ka mate Ka mate
Ka ora Ka ora
Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru
Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra
Upane UpaneUpane Kaupane
Whiti te ra

It is death It is death
It is life It is life
It is death It is death
It is life It is life
This is the hairy man
Who caused the sun to shine again for me
Up the ladder Up the ladder
Up to the top
The sun shines!

- from http://www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/songs/haka.html

On to the next crime scene...

Friday, August 20, 2004

Follow the evidence.

Frenchman Edmund Locard was known as the first Forensic Technician and Pathologist, and the Father of Forensic Science. Locard's Principle states that "every contact leaves a trace."

Class assignment: What are two other practical uses for the microscope outside of the classroom?

Answers:
1) You can bash someone's head with it.
2) You can turn it into pop art.

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Assume nothing.


What Movie Genre Are You?

Crime Thriller

ex. Silence of the Lambs

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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

remembering Ares.

His name was Kevin Smith.
Yes, Virginia, there was another Kevin Smith in the universe.
This Kevin Smith was a theater actor.
This Kevin Smith wanted to become a rugby player.
This Kevin Smith was the God of War for six seasons on TV.
On February 16, 2002, this Kevin Smith died while filming a movie in China.

I know.

Today's not February 16.

It's August 18.

Ares
1963 - 2002 Posted by Hello

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

POP QUIZ: If you suffocate a smurf, what color will he turn?

Saturday, August 14, 2004

Hit the breaks.

No left turn.
Speeding.
Beating the red light.
Swerving.

At least I’m not a homicidal jeepney driver with collecting 1965 swimsuit calendars as a hobby.

Hear me roar.


What villian are you?

You're That Tub of Kool Aid!

You're scary as hell. YOU HAVE NO ORGANS!!!! Go away.

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Thursday, August 12, 2004

Sit down.

Let me tell you another story.

The life cycle of the bot-fly (Gastrophilus equi.)

That's bot and fly; remember to put a hyphen in between -- a hyphen, not a dash.

The bot-fly lays its eggs on the forequarters of a horse.
The hatching of the eggs irritates the skin of the horse.
The horse licks the larvae off its skin.
The tiny buggers grow into larvae inside the horse's stomach.
The horse defecates; the larvae go along for the ride.
The larvae pupate on the ground and become adults.

Aren't you glad you're living with a purpose?


Let me tell you a story.

When she was a boy, her name was Eugene.
When she was eight, she left her village.
At 20, her name was Coko.
Eugene, 1963 - 1974.

It's 13:07. Do you know where your children are?