Monday, December 06, 2004

holiday humbug.

There’s the anti-Christ, the anti-venom, and...

The Top 5 ANTI-WISHLIST(or stuff that I don’t want to receive this Christmas, not on my birthday, not ever):

5. Desk lamp.
4. Fruitcake.
3. Picture frame without a picture or with a picture that comes free with the frame.
2. Girly shirt. (You’re waiting for a black eye if it’s with floral print.)

1. The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People (or The 8th Habit, or any variations of that crap).

2 Comments:

At 11:48 AM, Blogger the junkyard said...

Perhaps I might give you a scented soap or candle? hahahahhaha.

 
At 11:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a Pepper, you a pepper? who is a Pepper?

 

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