view from hamster heaven

"On Saturday, a friend hosted a birthday party for me in a beautiful
hotel. I warned everyone not to let my wife drink any of the wine as it
causes her to shed all her inhibitions. She managed to drink 3 glasses
while I was cutting the cake and nobody was looking. Then she jumped on
the table and proceeded to do a strip tease. Fortunately, before she
could bare all, a waiter covered her with a large tablecloth and the
girls hustled her away to the ladies room. I have never been so
embarrassed and we will never be able to eat in McDonald's again.

In case you think my wife gets annoyed by all these comments, she
takes it all in good part and even has every article I have ever
written since 2001. She intends to publish them posthumously so that
she can keep all the profit."

-- from "Bernanke's dilemma," Mr. Bearbull, Inquirer Money

Never thought I'd find humor in finance. Then again, I only read the jokes.

Here's another favorite "Off to Hong Kong for new year."